Monday, August 4, 2025

Jekyll and Hyde in Hollywood (Excerpts from the JOHNNY CRUISE audio book)



I wanted to post some sample chapters from my JOHNNY CRUISE audio book, which I recorded last fall and winter. If you like, you can learn more about my experience recording the audio book here: THE AUDIO BOOK EXPERIMENT: Tips and Advice on How to Record Your First Audio Book.

 

JOHNNY CRUISE (available HERE on Amazon) is the first novel I ever wrote, way back in 2009. Set in Hollywood, it is a Jekyll-and-Hyde-like story about a very famous movie star who is at war with his abusive public persona, which has literally taken on a life of its own.

John Cruise (the person) stays secluded inside his mansion high up in the Hollywood Hills while Johnny (the persona) leaves the mansion and does all the movies, premieres, press events, charity events, interviews and talk show appearances. John desperately wants to leave the house and show the public the REAL him, but Johnny abusively makes him stay inside, warning him that the public won't like what it sees and his career will be ruined.

Overall, JOHNNY CRUISE is a dark comedy about an extremely insecure man who'll do anything to look good—or at least stay—in the public eye. Even if it means killing off his real self in the process.

 

Listen to the sample chapters below (CAUTION: there are intense and potentially offensive language, themes, drug use, sexual content etc. in the audio clips, although I did censor some of the language via bleeps):












 

MATT BURNS is the author of several novels, including Weird MonsterSupermarket Zombies!The Woman and the Dragon and Johnny Cruise. He’s also written numerous memoirs, including GARAGE MOVIE: My Adventures Making Weird FilmsMy Raging Case of Beastie FeverJungle F’ng Fever: My 30-Year Love Affair with Guns N’ Roses and I Turned into a Misfit! Check out these books (and many more) on his Amazon author page HERE.

 

 


Other trending writing-related articles by Matt Burns that may be of interest to you:


 

Visiting Mom in the ICU (short story contest winner)

 

THE AUDIO BOOK EXPERIMENT: Tips and Advice on How to Record Your First Audio Book

 

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Making Your Good Writing Great


Writing the Sequel

 

Writing the Trilogy


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The Story Behind Supermarket Zombies!


The Story Behind The Woman and the Dragon




Other trending non-writing-related articles by Matt Burns that may be of interest to you:


 

My Childhood Obsession with Rambo

 

Video Store Memories


Revisiting the Blair Witch Project

 

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NEVER FORGET the Fun-O-Rama (a traveling carnival memoir)


Some Wicked Good Times: A Love Letter to Newbury Comics


I Dream of Dream Machine (a memoir of the local video arcade)


Skateboarding in the 1990s


PROXOS IN THE PLEX: A Goldeneye 007 N64 Retrospective

 

100 DAYS of ZELDA: Revisiting Ocarina of Time

 

I USED TO BE A GAMER: The 8-bit Nintendo Years


WAAF Goes Off the Air


Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Charlie (a story about Burns’ recurring nightmares featuring Charlie Chaplin)


Remembering That Time I Tried to Stop a Shoplifter at the Wrentham Outlets


The Strange, Surreal Moment of Being Called a DILF Inside a Panera Bread Restaurant on a Wednesday Afternoon


Weird Times en la Weirdioteca

 

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